princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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i-hate-the-beach:

peachsss:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

This^ All of it.

Please all read

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darvinism:

We got engaged at WonderCon! WE’RE GETTING MARRIED! 

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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(via the-musicneverstopped)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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To all my followers

annie-leonhardts-ass:

ye
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

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robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

(via thevaroda)

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

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reggiemoo:

sophue:

fujoshii—chan:

commanderofdeath:

thom-and-jeri:

shsl-ai-gamer:

wandering-winter-spirit:

fromaghostsshell:

kuroshii:

green-makakas:

militaryhitch:

a collection of armins

All of my favourite Armins except for the shouta porn Armin

Whyyyy does everyone always forget about Trigger Happy Armin?

you also forgot this Armin

once again forgetting female armin

what about Armin in real life

um you forgot arm pitt

old ass armin

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you always forget him woah

And Fabulous armin

Don’t forget these guys

(via tsithel)

raindropstumble:

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

Nathan Fillion is the most special of special snowflakes.

(via thevaroda)

chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.

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lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

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